It is hard to come up with a google-friendly name for the ||= construct you see in some programming languages quite often, "pipe-pipe-equals" being the is the closest (other names include "double-pipe equals," "or-equal," or "double-or equals"). Why should we name this monster in the first place? While cryptic at first sight, it is a very convenient shorthand that, I believe, allows us to write cleaner code. Let's see how it works on this example:

Essentially this ||= construct is equivalent to other convenience operators, such as +=. x += 2; means x = x + 2. The "or" operator || usually denotes a weak logical "or" that doesn't try to compute the left-hand side if the right-hand side is true. Usually, meaningful values evaluate to true, while the only evaluating to false are NULL pointers/empty values, zeroes, boolean Falses, and, sometimes, empty strings.

Alternatively, you could set a default hash value, but ||= is used more widely, and also takes exactly one line... doesn't it? ;-)

The statement is used mostly to set a variable to a "default" value if it's "unset" at some point. This gives the most visible advantage when you initialized dictionary elements in a loop. Here's a piece that saves counts of each array element into a dictionary (Ruby):

In some languages (Perl, Javascript), you could not even bother with this, as += 1 on an unset value would result in its assignment to 1.

If you don't initialize output[x], you'll get a runtime error for trying to increment NULL. The advantage of ||= against other ways is that you don't repeat anything. You could have written the same piece as

Oh yes... we forgot about the most natural use of ||=, for booleans. Here's how we'd check if an array contains zeroes if we need to iterate over its elements for something else.

Pipe-pipe-equals is rarely used this "natural" way, though.

But here you have to type output[x] twice and add two more lines of code, which is a complete waste of screen space and, possibly, computing resources if the interpreter doesn't optimize the duplicated computation out. Let's take a look how pipe-pipe-equals works in different languages (we've already seen it in action in Ruby).

### Perl

Perl was the first interpreted language I learned, and the first place I saw the pipe-pipe-equals operator in. It works as expected, but is used less often than the direct version of the weak logical "or" to specify default parameters of a function. Here's how you'd put a default to a hash bucket:

This works in a strict mode, too. Note that, in Perl, many things evaluate to false, including empty strings (I once even tried to emulate it in Ruby). To restrict this action to undefs only, use //= in Perl6 instead, which sinks to its right like the Pisa tower, and look as if you're trying to put a division while drunk.

### Python

Python has no equivalent of this operator. You have to type the very[long(expression)] twice, and it will be computed twice. You have several different ways to do this:

The engineers more experienced in Python programming, though, assure me that this is not a big deal since you have a different way of supplying default arguments for a function, which seemingly covers half of the use cases for pipe-pipe-equals (this doesn't prevent Ruby from having both, though). Another half is covered by dictionary's dict.get(key, []) method, so that the code piece #1 can be written in a succinct manner. But I still miss it.

### Bash (Linux shell)

Bash? Its language is so simplistic, and it looks creepy; how come it would have an equivalent of such a beautiful shortcut? Here it is:

This assigns y to variable if the former is unset or null (as per Bash manual). I mostly used it to set default parameters for environment variables user may or may not set before invoking the script.

### C++

While |= is a syntactically correct expression (C++ does not have the "short-circuit" version of this expression), it doesn't do what we discussed here.

C++ is statically typed, so the result of the standard logical "or" is boolean. Retaining the nice semantics we find in a dynamically typed language would require it to be "either the type of the left-hand side or the type of the right-hand side". This is hard to pull in a pass-by-value statically typed language.

Pass-by-value semantics also means that not everything can be assigned a NULL, and not everything can be converted to boolean value. C++ has default arguments as well as Python, so the same reasoning could apply here. You'll have to be more verbose in C++. That's probably why only |= expression is available, which is only useful if its left-hand-side is bool (see sidebar above for similar usage.)

### OCaml

Everything said above about C++ applies to OCaml as well. Moreover, OCaml, as a functional language, doesn't have a flawless support for mutation, and pipe-pipe-equals statement its inherently mutational. However, its matching operator would require us to use the very_long_variable twice. However, OCaml and other functional languages have a very interesting construct called "option". If something has "X option" type, it may contain either "nothing" or a value of x. Then, this value may be "unpacked" trough pattern matching:

let very_long_variable = match very_long_variable with None -> y | Some t -> t


here, t is not an shorthand for another very long expression; instead, it's just an identifier, written as is. The match...with allows us to "unpack" values of structured (algebraic) types with shorthands like this. Since this was too long, OCaml has made this a library function Option#default:

let very_long_variable = Option.default very_long_variable y


Anyway, OCaml programs are even more explicit than those in C++ and Python, so trying to tie pipe-pipe-equals into them is quite pointless.

### Ruby

"Erm, we saw how it is in Ruby at the beginning," you might think. Well, I lied to you a bit. The thing is that, in Ruby, it is not strictly equivalent to an assignment to a result of logical "or". Which do you think x ||= y is equivalent to?

In Ruby, and only for ||= and &&=, it's the second. If you assign to something other than a local variables, what looks like an assignment is actually a method call (think properties,) and, if so, this assignment does not happen at all if the left-hand side of ||= is false. Which makes sense, but looks like a special case. Read more here.

### Why You Might not Need This

Some argue that this operator is mostly useless, especially if their favourite language doesn't have it. Here are some arguments they list.

#### Redundancy

Indeed, this expression is redundant. You can do the same in a multiple different ways, All the examples I demonstrated above showed how to write essentially a simple if statement in a very short-hand form. The number of characters spared is probably not worth it to include support for this feature to a language designer's must-have checklist.

The statement discussed decreases the redundancy in code in return of broader language definition; each language seeks a balance between these, and often leaves the pipe-pipe-equals aside.

#### Default Function Arguments

The ability to specify default function argument (C++, Python, Ruby, but not Bash or Perl) covers many use-cases for ||=. However, this doesn't help fancy loops that fill complex structures, one of which we showed above. Nor helps it when you have to specify the default parameter anyway but the concrete value is not known at the time of coding, and is an optional field user may or may not fill.

#### Confusion

It is confusing. The pipe-pipe-equals requires explanations how it works. It becomes a special snowflake, different from its "mathematical" counterparts +=, if a complex language wants to make its very useful (see Ruby section above). While "confusion" as an excuse of not doing something is my pet peeve (and I tried to explain why), it indeed requires some effort to understand the mechanics. I'm sure that you'll love it once you understand it, and the way I learned about this operator is not by reading a textbook or "The Most Confusing and Obscure Programming Language Features Possible" newsletter, but by reading someone's code.

### To Use or Not To Use?

When it comes to deciding whether or not to use pipe-pipe-equals in the "creepy" way we discussed throughout the post, the criticism somehow fades out. If the language supports this, it will be used. I haven't encountered any coding style document that bans this feature. In Ruby and Perl, it is considered as good of an idiom as many. So the answer on the question of whether or not you sohuld use pipe-pipe-equals (||=) in your programs is, definitely, "yes".

If I was to explain Zeno's paradoxes to a layperson, I'd start with the Zeno's Flat Screen TV Paradox. It is very practical: most have firsthand experience in real-life application of this deeply philosophical problem each time we shop for something.

That's just too much choice! (pic taken here). Thankfully, ancient Greek philosophers are to the rescue.

Imagine you come to a store, and see two TVs: a cheaper 30 inch one for $500, and a more expensive 50 inch one for$1000; otherwise the TVs are identical. Which one would you buy?

Zeno's Flat Screen TV paradox states that the only rational choice would be to buy a 50'' TV. Here's the proof.

Imagine you buy a 30'' TV instead. You bring it home, unpack it, start watching your favorite show, and a salesman knocks on your door. "Hey, I see your TV is only 30'' long," he says. "Would you like to upgrade to a 31'' TV for just 25 bucks?"

Well, 25 bucks isn't that much. It's like a half tank of gas, two cinema tickets, or a cab ride across the city. For that price, you permanently get one inch of screen diagonal! Only a fool wouldn't agree. You seal the deal, the salesman takes your old TV, and installs a new one, and you enjoy your 31 inch LED flat screen.

A moment later, a salesman knocks onto your door and asks if you'd like to increase a diagonal of your TV for 1 inch at only a $25 price. This is as good of a deal as the previous one, Even better: as the diagonal length increases, you get more screen space per inch for the same price! You seal the deal, and get a 32 inch TV. But before you even install it, a salesman knocks onto your door with a great offer... This repeats until you end up paying$500 + 20*$25 =$1000 for a 50'' inch TV set--just as you could have done at the store in the first place. Since you got it as a series of increasingly lucrative deals, there is no sense to buy a 30'' one, and you should definitely go for a thousand dollar 50''. Which means that, a choice of a 30'' TV is never optimal.

Quot Erat Demonstrandum.

Note that it's sensible to manufacture smaller TVs in smaller quantities, because the comparison with a smaller screen is the gist of the paradox. Meanwhile, people have been buying 30'' televisions over and over, while this is completely irrational! And that's the Zeno's Flatscreen TV Paradox.

I remember this picture of my typical day two years ago. As sunny Russian winter morning finally banishes the dull winter night, I finally say "bye" to my girlfriend and leave for historical part of Moscow. Where I'm heading to, in a three-story, old cottage that predates even the communist government, lies my beloved office. I'm alone there. It is deserted, but not because of lay-offs, a party I'm not invited to, or because it's a one-man startup. It is just Sunday.

I log in to my workstation, and start doing it. Checking experiment results. Debugging new experiment frameworks. Just thinking, trying to push limitations of a suboptimal algorithm beyond what the humanty knows so far. Being productive, though less than usual: the presence of peers doing something pressures you to check reddit less frequently.

That was my typical Sunday afternoon two years ago. Today is Sunday too, and I'm writing this very sentence riding a ferry over the Bay rather than sitting in an empty office. To answer why, first I should understand why I went to the office on Sundays in the first place.

### Integrity

Of course you've realized that the Sunday office was my shelter from the girlfriend, because it would be impossible to work at home in her presence. Keeping off of distractions is the reason why one would prefer to go to the office to do work, not just on Sunday, but on any other day. Other reasons exist, too.

Sadly, I couldn't find any reference to "anchoring" in a more reputable context than, say, site about fitness or life-coaching. This could be more "scientific" foundation behind it.

Some people take keeping everything off from home to the extreme. For instance, one successful finance consultant doesn't even have a fridge, let alone a PC, at home, because cooking and dining do not belong there as well as working.

One of them is psychological "anchoring". Office is associated in your mind as a place to do work, so your mere presence there, in formal clothing and in working hours, sets the right mood, and makes you more productive than relaxing in a comfy chair wearing slippers and a robe. The reverse is useful too: keeping work off of your home as much as possible makes your relaxation there more fulfilling.

Purely practical reasons kick in, too. At work, you have a fast intranet with a fast access to your cluster. It's somewhat amusing that at every place I worked as a programmer there was a cluster to which a large part of computation was offloaded. First it was a cluster that runs experiments, then it was a distributed software compiling and packaging system, and then the product itself was a distributed system that runs user's code. You definitely want to access this and other helpful corporate resources, such as repositories, with low latency.

Moreover, on your office machine you have a ready environment you work in, with editors opened, and consoles chdir-ed, so you can just dive in in and start instantly where you left. Finally, your corporate policies could prevent you from working from anywhere except the office for security reasons.

However, the reason why I no longer work on weekends is not that office became a less appalling place. The list above misses one crucial component.

### Alone in the Ivory Tower

After all, I was not a biologist, so I didn't need any help from a fellow researcher to stare at my tube.

When I was a research intern, working on weekends was easy. I spent a lot of time coding new algorithms and experimenting with them, reading papers written by others, writing my own, or just thinking on stuff. I spent total of 2/3 of the overall time on these activities. They all have one thing in common: I could do this alone.

While interacting with others is a very important part of a researcher's work I used to underestimate, you could work alone for a good chunks of time and still be somewhat productive. No wonder I did. Besides, our project had only 4-5 people, and interacting with them just couldn't occupy much enough time.

### Industry and a Larger Project

When I, as a Software Engineer, moved to what they usually call "Industry," I also tried to establish the stream of working on weekends. I managed to sneak in on two Sundays, but that was it. With a much more "officy" office, and still a challenging project, it didn't work anymore.

This is a real picture from Android patch workflow. Many workflows in a larger team look no less insane.

The work now demanded collaboration. The team was 5 times larger, and most of the work I was doing required to check with others frequently. Sometimes it was as ridiculous as making three meetings over three weeks to agree over a certain feature or change that took 15 minutes to implement. More often, you were just stuck waiting on others' decisions, on others' feedback, and on others' work as programmers or sysadmins.

I could find side projects and less important things a programmer always has in his backlog that required no collaboration, but unimportant work was never worth a Sunday spent in the office.

Besides, working on weekends now involved making peers feel uncomfortable. Some practical applications involved assigning a security guard to protect me working, which required me to apply for each weekend work permit separately as per company's policies. Application could be automated, but making another person waste his time was too much. I went twice, when the presence of the guard was justified by sysadmins and managers doing other work they couldn't postpone, and never bothered with it afterwards.

### Let's Multiply By Ten

Although I spent weekends just like the normal people, I still stayed longer hours to get more work done. I still made security guards uncomfortable because they have much less opportunities to close earlier, but it was now legally my time anyway.

Now let's multiply by ten the size of the team, the volume of the codebase and the complexity of tasks, which describes my shift to the next job. The amount of work that could be done without the communication also shrunk by the same factor.

Email became the primary work tool. Most of the work is triggered either by notifications from others, then it is discussed with the peers who are much familiar with the codebase. When I am stuck with something I can spend hours in the late evening trying to debug the problem on my own, or I can ask my peers who worked on the project for a long time, and get it resolved within minutes.

Not only the office stopped to enjoy my visits on Sundays, I started to work late hours less. The communication with peers is no longer just red tape, it is the only way to be productive. And this communication is so much more efficient in the office than over e-mail, video conferencing, and phone calls, that you being in the office is inevitable. Studies showed ridiculously big numbers for how the bandwidth of the information our brain receives in real-world communication is larger than what we get by a video call. And it's more fulfilling, too.

To increase my productivity I even started watching my sleep cycle, and I now try hard to move my typical shift from 12-9pm to the normal 9-6pm. It doesn't work out well. I try.

### Christmas as a Way to Enjoy an Empty Office

This amount of communication sometimes becomes overwhelming. The incoming mail speed starts to become more than the speed with which you can read it. No wonder that people started to value the Empty Office, when distractions and stress decrease, and you can just enjoy exercising your favorite art. Of special value is the US Christmas holiday, where you have two days others usually take an unpaid leave on so you can work with fewer interruptions.

Few come on weekends to achieve the same effect, of course, because it is still not productive; but a legitimate reason to have a less populated office is of understandable value.

### ***

I still like my job, and am as passionate about it as when I was younger; I still can handle 6-day work week. But, on Sunday, I'd rather read about something in the comfort of my home, go out with my friends, or visit some local nature. Hiking usually ends with a ferry ride with an awe-inspiring view on San Francisco skyline I can't really enjoy because—let's face it—I open my chromebook and read or write something about programming. I just don't do it in the office anymore.

This post is not about programming at all, but just about solving old problems with new computing tools. The old problem is finding the neighbourhood to rent the apartment in, and the tool is a map. Not just a map, but the Google Map. While looking at map when renting is a good advice, Google Map has a killer feature that unlocks a very new option.

Google Map can quickly recalculate the best public transportation route between two points on-the-fly while you drag one of them. This allows you to quickly learn what neighbourhoods provide a good commute to your specific office. You quickly uncover all possible commute options you have by moving the start marker around a neighborhood in order to filter then out the worst from your Craigslist search.

You may have other priorities rather than just getting the best commute, of course: quality schools, places to go out, parks nearby, et cetera.  I only describe how to filter by one criteria, and it doesn't have to be primary.

I only have four "small" requirements to daily commute:

• Public transportation. Driving a car in a big city is a nightmare, and commuting by bus or train allows you to read an interesting book or magazine (well, for now);
• Zero transfers. Each transfer drains your lifepower, and robs you of several minutes you could have been standing calmly, reading.
• Short total walk (5-10 minutes). Walking extra 10 minutes on a flat surface will have zero effect on your health, but will rob you of 10 minutes--or even more if you cross a lot of traffic lights.
• Overall time about 30 minutes. While you can do something while commuting, in-city public transport distracts you too much. 10 minute shorter commute saves you about 2.5 days per year, so investing 20 more minutes into commute time screening repays itself.

So for me, an ideal commute is a 30-minute ride on a bus or train directly to the office. And without Google Map I wouldn't know that I actually can accomplish this, and live in a cheaper neighbourhood at the same time. The map also uncovered a train stop I didn't pay much attention to--right next to the office.

So, here's a 6-minute video how to scan the area with a couple of tips of Google Maps usage.

That was exactly how I scanned the city when I was looking for my new home. It turned out that I avoided the areas many people prefer to live in, but I found the best place specifically tuned for me instead.

Please, bear in mind that I know very little about the City of San Francisco, so I might have missed something, or discarded certain areas too vigorously. But knowledge may play against you: say, you know that you can arrive to Embarcadero by any train, and this prevents you from even trying to find closer public transport stops to your specific office, which Google Map does for you automatically.

There are more features in the Map I didn't show, and more ideas still implausible. You can set more preferences (click "More options," and select Bus/Train or prefer "Fewer Transfers"). You could use waypoint search if you were looking for a good commute for two persons at once (make a route between two offices, add a waypoint, which represents the home, and drag it over the map), but waypoints don't work for public transport for some reason, and this doesn't scale well for three, sadly. And if you know more tips, make your videos and comment here, I'd be happy to hear about them!

"Forget these silly runtime errors you had in Ruby: C++ is statically-typed!" Levap, a seasoned engineer, was enlightening the new hire. "You no longer have to wait while the sample run or unit tests finish to learn that your variables have the wrong type, nor you have to worry about this happening in production".

So, Paul, the younger engineer, stopped worrying. He went back to implementing a subclass that, unlike its parent, would only perform a low-level blocking write of data stored in a buffer object instead of more complex writing semantics found in the parent:

The new Write function would assert that the second parameter was false, and would just call a regular system's write, familiar to any C programmer. The only exception was that it fetched the target from the SimpleWriter object's private variables, and it wrote data chunk-by-chunk until finished. Hence, it didn't have to return the number of bytes written, and threw a fatal error on a severe error.

The yonger engineer soon found out that creating NeverBlockingWriter in place of SimpleWriter only required modifying method, and should involve no data copying. In a dynamic language, he would do just that by replacing the SimpleWrite method of the object with a nonblocking-only version, but in C++, Paul had to instantiate a whole new class and copy the information from the parent one to it. An alternative could be to force the superclass to be friends with its own child, which sounded more suitable for a dumb scene in a sitcom. Oh, if he only had the powers of Ruby...

Paul first merely called the parent's SimpleWrite(buffer, block), but then decided that calling SystemWrite directly was clearer and faster, so he fixed the code shortly afterwards:

This code looked right, but didn't work. What was worse, Paul planned to get the code working on the last hour before Christmas, and he couldn't, which created a sense of incompleteness and incompetence for the whole holiday.

What happened was that Paul updated the name of function to call, but forgot to update its arguments. Normally, C++ would barf a compile error in an instant. In this case, however, the trap was perfect: C++ silently, without a single warning, cast the pointer to Buffer to pointer to void, and boolean true to one. The program expected the other endpoint to reply to the data written, so the lack of the complete write created a very weird bug. Apparently, these functions were not different enough for C++ to show a compile error.

The fixed version immediately demonstrated that everything else was OK:

"Statically typed, my ass," were Paul's next words. Nobody heard him, since he stayed later to fight this bug.

Paul saved the code, and finally left the office. On his train, he shed a tear for OCaml that distinguished between integer and boolean, and promised that next time he saw a weird bug, he would check if he fell into another loophole in C++'s "static" typing.

"Lol, just pay more attention next time, smartass," the seasoned engineer advised.

# Comments imported from the old website

http://www.koryavov.net/ on 04 January 2013 commented:

Forget C++. Use Java! It is a true statically typed language. :)

Petar Petrov on 29 January 2013 commented:

From: http://gcc.gnu.org/onlinedocs/gcc/Warning-Options.html I tried using: -Wconversion what people on StackOverflow recommended too. NADA! no err no warn :( there must be a way to atleast warn on implicit conversation!

Reproducible on G++3.7

Pavel Shved on 08 February 2013 commented:

Well, technically, it isn't a bug. The conversions are very well defined, and should be expected. You are very unlikely to encounter them at the same time, this unlikeliness is why the post appeared in the first place :)

A half a year ago, I've been challenged with improving functionality of a piece of software without making its interface more bloated than it already is. That made me thinking about the complexity of user interfaces, how it affects the acceptance of the software, and what should programmers do about it.

Even Catholic Church pays attention to "User-Friendly Features"!

I'm not a UX specialist of any sort. But, I was a Gentoo user once. Gentoo is a Linux distribution that is famous for two things: 1) it is very flexible so every user can only build a part of the system they need, and 2) most installation/configuration operations are performed from your console via CLI tools (at best) or editing text files (at worst). I found out that long-time Gentoo users who are finally tired of it develop a picky taste for really good user interfaces. So I hope that my thoughts on that matter would be somewhat useful.

### Why Do We Want The Interface Simple?

The famous cartoon on complexity of interfaces.

There is a cartoon that explains it all (like many other computing-related topics), which is linked in sidebar. Complex interfaces are annoying. They make people think, they make people actually fill endless forms, ask questions about it, satisfying the kafkaesque bureaucrat monster minds behind designing them. Remember all the "forms" you had to fill at consular sections, customs, and other public offices? They usually come with an instruction how to fill them twice as large... Well, the complex interfaces of computer software are even worse because they change as you interact with them!

Note that I would like to talk here about a broader concept than just "interface" as what user sees on a single screen. In this post I actually talk about User Experience (UX), which includes but is not limited to how forms are laid out. Instead, its concern is holistic evaluation of how user interacts with software throughout its whole lifetime.

Of course, most things you fill into these forms is necessary. Compared to Google search bar, which is approaching just answering a question you put there, they seem like getting to 20th floor by stairs compared to 2nd. But (provided the system cares about the citizens), these government guys really need that information you're to fill in into each form. Being long doesn't mean being complex, and a long-ish questionnaire really makes the user think less than a freetext field to enter your essay.

### Bad Interface as a Programmer's Failure

So there is a huge class of problems where a complex, comprehensive interface is the answer. At the same time, there are complexities of other sort, which do not have any right to exist, and should be perished from each and every product by all means possible. It is when we make the user do our job, to follow an algorithm. Making machines follow algorithms is our job as programmers. We are paid for it, respected for it, and despised because of our devotion to it, but it's what we are to do. Note the emphasis on the word "we". We, not our users.

If you have to instruct your user like this, "if this checkbox is active, then you should set this flag; otherwise, set that flag", or "when you select this option, click the button below as well," then you are implementing a monster your users are going to hate. An only excuse to putting such decision is that you should build the tool immediately, and are going to improve it ASAP.

Not your job, actually? There are designer guys, User eXperience managers who should think this through rather than you? But do they really have a foundation that allows them enough variation? Don't they have to lower their expectations of what they can design because some of their ideas would require too costly architectural changes? I'm sure you at some point had a talk like, "Whoa, we can't implement this! It would require too much something!" Well, what it sometimes actually requires is additional effort on our part. We can--and do--affect whether the software is hard to use and has a handy interface, and you should be aware of that power in your hands from the very beginning. It's easy to screw up, and put too much limitations, and then ditch all interface improvements because their cost will rise.

### Smells

Some designs are definitely programmers' failures. Look what I saw trying to transfer funds from one account to another in my online banking:

What's so damn hard in telling me when my transaction is going to complete if I perform it NOW? Doesn't the web server have access to clock??? Especially if it refers to a standardized time, but it could look up my local time via Javascript either. Why is it making *me* to look at my watch, and compute the date my transaction will complete? I know how programmers in banks are paid, don't tell me they aren't qualified to do this. It's just a lack of understanding that interface is bad if the user has to follow some kind of program rather than have a computer do it..

In my opinion, there are two smells that denote that your interface is wrong. It's badly designed if

1. you write policies and instructions instead of preventing mistakes programmatically. The designers of industrial machines got this ages ago. In addition to writing in big red letters DO NOT PUT YOUR HANDS HERE, they just install a damper that prevents you from doing this. This has been saving lives and limbs for centuries;
2. the interface can have a large number of inconsistent states. When you act upon a control, something changes in the interface, i.e. the interface's state changes. If your interface allows that in a comparatively large number of cases a state is inconsistent with your policy or your intention, or is just meaningless, it starts to smell. The fewer meaningless states you have, the better your interface is.

I tried to implement "Request an Update" checkbox Bugzilla extension for ROSA Desktop so that it follows these guidelines. The checkbox is disabled when there's no enough information in the comment, and that one checkbox (one bit of information) correctly requests an update and notifies the interested party regardless of what stage in the overall workflow it's in.

Of course, more established distribution maintenance systems, such as Bodhi or Launchpad are even simpler, but that's nearly the best you could do with a small patch to Bugzilla.

The reverse doesn't hold. If all states are meaningful, it doesn't mean that interface is already easy enough. It may lack handiness, expose too many parameters, greet users with insane default values. However, if it's too easy to make the wrong choice, the interface is definitely awful.

A somewhat modern Alan Wake game (I highly recomment it). The action item is highlighted, you don't need to hunt for it—and frankly this does improve the gameplay. Screenshot courtesy of MobyGames.

Game designers got it recently, and modern games highlight action items for you, expose less options where to go, and always provide an infinite box of ammo if you are to shoot your way through. The result? I see advertisements of Borderlands 2 on a bus stop. Gaming is no longer for nerds only!

Another case is automating the processes user shod not understand. One of these cases is installing drivers. Most of the time you install Linux, you have to install a proprietary driver for hour video card, and all the manuals say you should select the correct one based on its make. These manuals even provide you with instructions how to learn which video card is installed.

Why in the world can't the software look this up, and choose the correct video card on their own? New hardware comes out, and you can't know the names beforehand? Well, do guess! You think that casual users are smarter than your gueses? You update the wiki pages with instructions, why not update the software at the same time? No reason.

Back to game developers, they all bundle the latest version of DirectX, and automatically install it along with tge game itself without any, unnecessary questions asked from the user. Assassin's Creed 3 on billboards all over the city; that's the result.

### How Easy Should the Interface Be?

Note that I didn't say anything about complexity; why? Some people think that the complexities of interface is what prevents others from using a product. This is an easy explanation. Many dream about a "brain-machine interface" as it would solve all problems with the complex interfaces. Myriads of buttons, overwhelming amount of gauges and interactive controls, and warnings like "your signature must fit completely in the box" will be useless because the answers to the questions would be transferred directly from human brain.

Contrary, the brain-machine interface is going to solve nothing. Because most users just do not have any brain.

The brain-machine interface does not jump over a barrier unachievable by other means. It is a result of gradual convergence of the means of control and our thoughts. The simplification of interfaces we see nowadays merely exposes the truth we should have unveiled years ago: if our thoughts are a mess, then a simpler interface doesn't solve anything. The interfaces are getting more and more simple, and people's persistent incapability to cope with them frightens me. I mean, are we really that dumb?

Since the user is going to be the problem, there's just one thing to do. To increase its knowledge. Extended to many systems, it could be called as increasing the likelihood that a person who encounters a system will infer the principles behind it, and starts asking the right questions.

One of the things that surprised me when I tried to deploy a wiki software in an office was that people couldn't create a page. I'm not sure if it was just an excuse to dodge a mundane job, but users reported that they couldn't find a button "Create New Page". Mediawiki, which is the software behind Wikipedia doesn't indeed has this button. Why? Because, unlike Google Docs, wiki is a set of interconnected pages, so pages not linked from elsewhere don't make sense. So the correct way to create a page is use it as if it's already exists, put a link to it. That simple and tricky at the same time.

What I think my failure was is that I didn't show how to use the wiki pages, didn't educate users. Without cross-reference, wiki pages are inferior to Google documents, which puts the whole idea into jeopardy.

No matter how simple your interface is, it is never going to be less complex than the concept behind the software. Search engine and other information-retrieval system are lucky: their concept converges to a single line of text (or a verbal query) where user enter what they need to know. Such systems then automatically suggest if user was looking for videos, images, and/or nearby shops (like Google currently does). However, when the concepts of information behind the scenes become more complex, such as maintaining a set of interconnected pages (wiki), or adjusting privacy settings (Google Plus).

### So What?

So here's the list of things I would keep in mind as a programmer to make the interface of the product better:

#### Code With User Experience in Mind

Consult UX specialists early and often. Make sure your coding decisions you made at earlier stages of development do not prevent improving user experience after you get alpha-version feedback. The attitude "let's get it working first, and then think about User Experience," can easily lead to inability to actually improve it. It will be very easy not just to say, but to show with compelling evidence that you can't improve your interface because your code doesn't allow that. But really, putting code in front of User Experience is like putting the cart before the horse.

Convenient interface (or, let's say A Better User Experience) doesn't only mean that your knobs should be shiny. For instance, Google is famous for the speed of its products. Apple's interfaces (Mac, iPhone) are faster than many other their competitors (modern powerful Android phones changed it though). And it's not just convenience: being slow may even kill your project, as, I think, it killed one of mine.

And isn't it the most straightforward task for programmers: to make the gears faster?

#### Provide Early Response for User Input

If your user has to follow the rules when filing something, provide feedback ASAP. Don't make user click "Next" and only then receive response. Don't punish users for providing incorrect input because you think they should have read about the exact format for entering their SSN. Such approach is abomination. Do you really want your product make the same impression as an embassy where you apply for a visa or a public office full of nine-to-five clerks with their "read 10 pages of how to submit an application, and we'll reject it without explanation if something is wrong"? No, you don't.

That's why you provide pop-up hints, color input fields red until user gets it right. Just take a look how New Google Account window hints you and checks your input as you type, even before you reach the "Submit" button:

#### Decouple Rules From Code, Make Them Configurable

If your user should follow some rules (mainly when providing input to forms), try to make them re-configurable in a declarative style. This is important since the rules tend to change over time, though, I wouldn't say it's crucial. It's hard to get, too, especially since the previous section suggests that you should tailor your feedback instead of just verifying your model. Just make sure it doesn't end like this:

Credit card validation is my pet peeve... Why can't you tell me, "Sir, you missed a digit?" You know exactly how many digits there should be. But instead you're telling me something I can interpret as, "Your credit card is blocked!" This one, at least, doesn't ask me explicitly if I have a Visa or Master card, because you can learn it from the number I enter. Good girl.

Apparently, form validator they employed for that checkout page made it so hard to configure nice just-in-time validations that they resorted to the abomination of "error messages for the form". Of course, that's an additional challenge: to make this configuration just flexible enough for your purpose (, and here's where your judgement, as of a professional, comes to play. I thing that flexibility is one of the reasons "cancan" wins over "declaratice_auithorization" in Ruby on Rails web authorization plugins: the former is much more flexible and easier to configure.

If the concept your software tries to manage is complex, then simplifying the interface will only increase frustration because user will feel like he doesn't have sufficient tools to tailor the information to its needs. Instead, invest time into making users more informed. Make educational, not promotional videos; Talk at conferences, explain the concepts as soon as users encounter difficulties automatically by popping out videos. The thing is that, even if your interface is not ideal yet, it will never become simpler than those concepts, so it will never hurt to explain them. You can also pop up a chats with customer representative. The latter was recently employed by many service providers, and now their websites pop up windows offering human help if you are lost while browsing the site.

You think it's a job of your PR manager, not yours? Well, are you sure your PR folks understand the concepts in the first place?

### Conclusion

I tried to summarize my thoughts on what makes a good user interface, why the simple interface isn't necessarily the best, and what to do about it as a programer. And you really can do a lot to improve the interface of your software: devise the ways of automating figuring out unnecessary details (such as video card make) for your users, improve speed, explain the concepts behind and typical use-cases. And, as a programmer, your unwillingness to deal with this can destroy your project, well, just as many other things you fail to take care of can.

Wikipedia does a ridiculously bad job at explaining different consistency conditions of multithreaded/distributed systems. Just take a look at the articles, and see how inconsistent the consistency model descriptions are. I'll try to get them together.

### What is a Consistency Model?

When you're describing how your distributed system behaves, you usually specify something named a "consistency model". This "model" describes how distant the behavior of your system is in multi-threaded or multi-machine environment from the "ideal" behavior.

Assume that you're implementing a data structure (a set, for instance; say, you can add/remove elements, and check for presence). The specification (model) of its behavior usually implies that the operations are performed sequentially. For instance, a set indicates a presence of an element if ant only if it was added before the presence check, and not removed after that. The terms "before" and "after" imply that there is an order in operations over that structure. While it is straightforward to know the order of operations in a single thread, it gets unclear if there are several threads or machines:

• Calls may overlap. If two threads call methods on the same structure at approximately the same time, the calls may overlap because they don't happen simultaneously in real world. In what order the calls took effect is not clear, however, because thread scheduling or network connection introduces arbitrary delays in processing.
• Calls may not take effect immediately. When a method call returns, it is sometimes not clear when the operation actually "takes the effect." By diluting the notion of "taking the effect" one may achieve increase in speed. I.e. the elements added to a stack may not be fetched in the exactly same order, but the operations could be faster. The rationale behind this is that the "order" of events that happen in different parts of your cluster is not that well-defined and meaningful in the first place. I talked about why this is natural in my other post "Relativity of Simultaneity in Distributed Computing.

#### Object-Oriented Model and Executions

A consistency model usually assumes Object-Oriented approach to describing a system. Assume that we have something (say, a set), and its internal state can be observed and altered via a well-defined set of methods only (say, add(elem), remove(elem), and bool in(elem)). The OO approach assumes that internal state is concealed, and it has no meaning to discuss it per se, and we do not define consistency models in terms of object's state. Instead, we restrict the values these methods may return based on when other methods were called in different threads or machines.

In practice, method calls don't happen instantly, and our models totally acknowledge this. The set of method call times, the times it takes to complete each, their arguments, and their return values is named an execution. Executions are usually depicted as intervals plotted at lines. The parallel lines represent how time simultaneously passes in all threads. The intervals are the method calls, the beginning corresponding to the time the method was called and the end when the method returned. The call arguments and the return values as well as the method and object name are usually written near the method call. Here's a sample execution of a set object:

We will omit the actual call values further because consistency models do not operate in terms of actual arguments and values, but rather try to "map" concurrent executions to sequential ones. In our further diagrams we will also assume that all methods are called against the same object.

Since consistency model imposes restrictions on an execution, the latter may match or not match a consistency model. A data structure adheres to a consistency model iff every execution over its methods we may observe adheres to it. That's what's hidden behind such phrases as "sequentially consistent stack".

### No Consistency

The most important consistency "model", is, of course, no consistency. Nothing is guaranteed. The methods called on the object may observe anything. We may add two different elements to an empty set, and observe that the size of set is three, and none of these elements is what we added.

All other consistency models are opposite to the No Consistency in the following sense. They all assume that the method calls may be re-arranged in a single-threaded sequence that is correct with respect to the object's specification. Let's call it arranged correctly in the rest of the post. For example, a set of pets that adheres to any consistency model described below can't tell us that it contains a cow, if only dogs were added to it.

What I discovered is that consistency models are divided into two categories: that lean to multithreading (shared memory multiprocessor systems), and to "multi-machine" (distributed systems). I find the former category more formal and mathematical; these models can be used to describe behavior precise enough to allow math-level, rock-solid reasoning about system properties. Some "distributed" consistency models are less precise in their definition, but are widely mentioned in documentation and description, and do allow users to make informed decisions.

#### Strong Consistency aka Linearizability

An execution is strongly consistent (linearizable) if the method calls can be correctly arranged retaining the mutual order of calls that do not overlap in time, regardless of what thread calls them. (See "No Consistency" section for definition of "correctly arranged").

In other words, if two calls overlap, then they may "take effect" in any order, but if a call returns, then you may be sure it already worked.

A more anecdotal definition is "before the method returns, it completely takes effect consistently with other threads." This is also usually called "thread safety" unless more precise definition of consistency model is specified. This is quite a stringent restriction, especially for distributed systems, where threads run on different machines.

Two linearizable executions combined also form a linearizable execution. This is an important property, since it allows us to combine linearizable components to get strongly consistent systems. This is not true for other models, for instance....

#### Sequential Consistency

An execution is sequentially consistent if the method calls can be correctly arranged retaining the mutual order of method calls in each thread.

The calls in different threads can be re-arranged however you wish, regardless of when they start and when they end.

An example of a sequentially consistent system is a naive notion of RAM in multi-core processor. When different threads read from the memory, they actually read from a cache or a register, which is synchronized with a common RAM at writes. While values read and written on different cores may not be immediately synchronized (cores may diverge in the notion of what value a cell contains), the values read and written on the same core are always consistent with each other. This is naive, though: even this guarantee is relaxed by modern compilers, and accesses to different variables within one thread can be reordered (as far as I recall, ARM platforms are guilty of this).

You might notice that the definition of sequential consistency does not directly prevents methods to return values from the future (i.e. to read what will be written later in a different thread). Yet I claim that RAM is sequentially consistent; how's that? The thing is that each execution should be sequentially consistent. If read and write do not overlap, and write follows the read, we may just stop the program between them. Since each execution should be consistent, the value read should be written before in some thread. Therefore, this "future prediction" is not possible in consistent data structures (not only those that are "sequentially" consistent) even that the definition doesn't directly prevent it.

However, if we combine two sequentially consistent executions, the result won't be sequentially consistent. But there is another model, weaker than linearizability, that makes it possible.

#### Quiescent Consistency

An execution is quiescently consistent if the method calls can be correctly arranged retaining the mutual order of calls separated by quiescence, a period of time where no method is being called in any thread.

This consistency condition is stronger than sequential consistency, but is still not strong enough that we usually expect from a multithreaded system. See my other post for a more in-depth example of a quiescently consistent stack. The reason to use this model is to attain a higher degree of concurrency and better response time in return of weakening consistency a bit.

Quiescent consistency is not as esoteric as you might think, especially since you barely heard about it. Here's an easy way to imagine a quiescently consistent system: assume that all writes are cached, and the cache is flushed to a persistent storage when there are no ongoing writes (or after it reaches certain size). There are special data structures that are quiescently consistent.

Quiescent consistency components can be combined to form quiescently consistent components again. Note also, that strong consistency implies quiescent consistency, hence you can combine these two kinds of systems, and the result will be quiescently consistent.

### "Distributed" Consistency Models

#### Consistency is not Fault Tolerance

It may be tempting to mix the concepts of "consistency" and "fault tolerance". The former is how object reacts to method calls depending on the calling thread (or, in other words, how data are seen by multiple observers). Fault (or Partition) Tolerance describes how system behaves when system becomes partitioned, i.e. messages are lost, and/or parts of the system get disconnected from the network, or form several networks. These concepts are orthogonal to each other: an object can have one of them, both of them, or neither.

It will be, more likely, one of them. There is a scientific result known as CAP theorem that states that a system can't at the same time guarantee:

• Linearizability
• Availability (whether RPC calls send replies)
• Fault Tolerance

In this post, however, we will focus on consistency rather than other properties of distributed systems. Note that multithreaded systems due to close proximity of their components, and less versatile medium that connects them, do not have to worry about fault tolerance...at least, at the current state of art.

The following models are usually seen in the context of distributed systems, i.e. those that reside on multiple machines, communication between which is slow enough. To bring Object-Oriented abstraction to distributed systems, programmers invented "Remote Procedure Call" (RPC) pattern. Method calls (object identifiers, method name, and arguments) are encoded into messages that are then sent across the network to specified destination, which may be the part of the encoding too. Method calls that do not expect a reply (say, unreliable "fire-and-forget" writes) may be treated as instantaneous.

#### Eventual Consistency

A system is eventually consistent if the method calls can be correctly arranged retaining the mutual order of calls separated by a sufficiently long period of time.

The eventual consistency definition—as well as its understanding—is specifically vague on how much time it would take, and whether this time depends on the call history. We can't really tell how soon an eventually consistent set will respond that an element X exists in it after it was added. But "eventually" it will.

This looks like a quite useless consistency model, since it doesn't actually restrict anything mathematically. Why is it used then? Exactly because of its lack of restriction. Users usually expect some consistency from a system, and if there's actually not much of it, something should be said about this. Eventual consistency is actually a limitation of liability; it's used in documentation to convey that the system can't guarantee that different threads become in sync immediately. However, the system is engineered in such a way that they eventually take effect. Here's an example (here's more on eventual vs. strong consistency)

Some authors, according to wikipedia, require that no method calls should be invoked during the "long period of time" for system to get in sync. This actually sounds like a stronger version of quiescent consistency, where a qualifying quiescence should be long enough.

#### Strict Consistency

An execution is strictly consistent if the method calls sorted by completion time are correctly ordered.

This is as simple and powerful as it's impossible to attain in most practical systems that have more than one thread. First, it order calls according to "global" time, which is a purely mathematical abstraction unachievable in real life, both according to Physics, and to the theory of distributed computing. Second, any implementation I might imagine would essentially disallow multithreading per se.

This is my rendition on the more "official" definition (1, 2), which defines a strictly consistent system as one where any read operation over a certain item returns the value supplied to the latest write operation according to global time counter. I don't like this definition because it needs to distinguish between "reads" and "writes", and introduces the concept of "data item"—i.e. it breaches the object-oriented approach. Still, I'm sure that if the system really consists of "data items," the definition at the beginning of the section would work as well.

#### Serializability

An execution is serializable if its methods in each thread are grouped in contiguous, non-overlapping transactions, and the methods can be correctly ordered in such a way that transactions are still contiguous.

In other words, the outcome of a sequence of method calls can be described as a serial execution of transactions, where methods of different transactions are not mingled, while the transactions actually overlap in time across different threads. The useful outcome here is that calls within overlapping transactions can be reordered, even if they don't overlap. However, "serializability" is not enough to describe the system: while it limits reordering of methods across transactions, it is unclear to what extent transactions can be reordered themselves. This is a job for a different consistency model. And serializability is usually used to "remind" about this important property of transaction-based systems.

### Practice

Some systems provide several levels of consistency for operations (like the AppEngine's High-Reliability Datastore linked above). You should understand what tradeoffs each model has to make the decision best suitable for your specific application.

Most system you encounter will be not consistent at all ("thread-unsafe"), or linearizable (this is what usually understood by "thread-safe"). If the consistency model differs, it will be noted explicitly.

Strictly speaking, most systems that claim linearizability will be not consistent due to bugs, but these nasty little creatures aren't suitable for careful scientific discourse anyway.

Now that you know what consistency models are out there (and that they actually exist), you can make informed decisions based on what's specified in documentation. If you're a system developer, you should note that you are not bound to choose between linearizability and "thread-unsafety" when designing a library. The models presented above may be viewed as patterns that enumerate what behaviors in multithreaded context are considered universally useful. Just consider carefully what your users need, and do not forget to specify which model your system follows. It will also help to link to something that explains what lies behind the words "somethingly consistent" well--like this post, for instance.

# Comments imported from the old website

Pavel Shved on 13 November 2012 commented:

I'd like to thank ssmir for valuable comments on how to improve this post.

Hooray! The Airbus finally brought me to the land where law is taken slightly more seriously than in Russia. With great responsibility, however, usually comes great power, and a lot of absolutely legal video streaming services are available in the U.S. Moreover, my corporate-sponsored temporary apartment has a large, like, 30-inch TV, and it would be a sin to just let it collect dust in silence.

No, I couldn't just watch cable TV! The very idea that I watch something on a predefined schedule is not appealing to me. I'd have to spend money on a TiVo or something that records TV shows anyway. And what about DVDs and feature movies? TV shows isn't the only thing I watch, by the way. And what about shows that are not airing? how to watch older seasons? No, TV is for the weak.

Sadly, I could only find how to watch TV shows in HD, not movies. I expand on this in a section about Amazon. So, TVs are certainly for the weak, but... I eventually solved the problem by buying a big-ass TV that has enough DRM to stream all kinds of HD moving pictures. Sorry, Linux fans.

Streaming has even some advantages compared to these filthy, illegal torrents. You can start watching an HD movie at once, rather than wait until its download is complete!

So the most rational idea is to stream movies from Internet via my desktop PC to the TV. Surprisingly, the hard thing was that I use Linux, and this was far from the usual "OMG settings are so complex in Lunupz, I can't do console!" whining.

### "Nobody uses Linux... Get a real OS, nerds."

The first thing to choose is the content provider. And that's where Linux users get into the ambush.

The thing is that the mission statement of GNU contradicts what content vendors are trying to achieve. Linux, or, more specifically, "GNU/Linux", because we're talking about operating system rather than the kernel here, is all about being open, allowing user to see what software is running and have full access to its contents. Content providers, however, insist that DRM—one of technologies to revoke control over content—is imposed onto end-users. This is why it is not easy to find Linux support in these matters.

#### Netflix

The first service to try was Netflix. Actually, that million of dollars worked well: I only heard about Netflix form a Communications of the ACM article (as far as I recall it was this one) about the Netflix prize. No wonder I decided to try it first.

When I came to the U.S., I didn't have any personal computer at all. In Russia, we have an adage, "to come to Tula with one's own samovar". Tula was famous for its samovar-makers, and the adage mocks those who carry the specific items they possess to places that naturally have a great choice of such items. So no wonder I didn't bring my, like, 15-pound chassis here. Instead, I bought a 4-core i8 from Best Buy, but for the several first days all I had was Galaxy Note smartphone/tablet. Netflix installed smoothly from Google Play, I watched some TV shows there, and I thought I won't have any problems at my desktop PC.

### Setting up Linux

The screenshots below are from the Linux distro that I use at home, namely ROSA Marathon 2012.

First, I connected the TV via cable, turned it on, and set the input to the corresponding slot. I'm not sure if it's necessary, but if never hurts to do this first.

Unfortunately, KDE settings (available via "Configure Your Desktop" → "Display and Monitor") thought that I don't have any other monitors:

It remained this way even after I managed to configure it, so don't rely on it that much.

The second thing to try was the settings for my video card, nVidia GeForce GT 520. That's where I finally found managed to do this. This configuration tool will need to write to your /etc/X11/xorg.conf file, so make a backup first by copying it somewhere. Because of this very thing, you should run it under root (sudo won't work, use its KDE-specific counterpart):

$kdesu nvidia-settings  Got to "X server Display Configuration" tab, and press "Detect Displays." Your connected TV should appear there. You could try TwinView, but you don't want to spread your desktop across two screens (it makes no sense), and TwinView sometimes limits your bigger monitor resolution to your TV resolution, which you don't want. However, TwinView doesn't require restarting X. So you could try TwinView, and resort to "Separate X screens" if TwinView doesn't work. If the "Separate X screens" option is not shown, don't panic, select it, and other options should become available (it's a bug); maybe, you'll have to Quit with saving configuration, and reopen again. The goal is to set the "Configuration" to "Separate X screen (requires X restart)" for both displays: By the way, rosa-launcher (the Start Menu) doesn't work (it crashes) when several screens are set like that. The message has been sent to developers, I hope they'll fix it. I also found out that the least intrusive is to place the TV display "Below" the main one. This means that the mouse will appear on the TV screen when you move it over the bottom edge. Click "Save to X configuration File" (if you get an error here, you forgot to run as root with kdesu), and Quit. Restart your X server (or restart your PC), and there you go. Now we should actually run something on that new screen. It's not that easy. There are different displays that are different X processes, and within one process live several "screens," which we have set up. Remember, that videos play from your browser? So you should start a web browser on that another screen (this is not required if you use TwinView - just drag browser window to where your TV screen resides). Screens are set up nearly like displays, via the DISPLAY variable; the screen number follows the display number after a dot. I didn't manage to start a second Firefox window on that screen, unfortunately. But nowadays we do have a choice. $ DISPLAY=:0.1 chromium-browser amazon.com
\$ DISPLAY=:0.1 firefox amazon.com


Now move your mouse beyond of the bottom edge of the screen, and start the movie you like. Pro tip: start browser as usual, log in to it, and only then re-start it on another screen to avoid excessive strain on your neck.

Start the movie... wait-wait-wait, why is the sound going from my PC speakers rather than from the TV itself?? Back to configuration. Open KDE desktop configuration tool, click on "Multimedia", select Phonon, and adjust the priority of the "Audio Playback" (not of any of subcategories, but of the category itself).

As usual with the sound, adjust mixer settings of HDMI device. Use alsamixer console command and unmute/volume-up everything there like crazy if the usual mixer doesn't give results:

For me, sometimes, I had also to select another profile on "Audio Hardware Setup" tab. Now you're set. The sound should be re-routed to TV without restarting the browser, but, again, give it a try if it doesn't work.

Enjoy. Here's a proof that it works:

Internet connection is not used very intensively, and I'd be able to watch, like, three HD videos simultaneously:

***

That's how you fight your way through bugs, tricky settings, "X displays" (wtf? why do I need to worry about that?) Of course anybody would love to avoid all that. But that's basically the same thing that you have to select and tune things like medical insurance on your own, because you are, as with Linux, in the land of the free.

A couple of days ago I took a transatlantic flight on an Airbus A330.  It is a large plane where each seat is accompanied by a computer named "Entertainment System".  It contained games, movies, and stuff like inflight information (plane location mapped onto the world map, and flight progress details, which is kind of reassuring given that the flight lasts for 10+ hours.)  A killer feature of such system is its USB port useful when you want to read/watch something on your mobile phone (or type this story, for instance.)

Not only did I learn that day what operating system that computer ran, but I also found out another example how machines can demonstrate such inherently human feelings as courage and hope.

It all started with nothing special.  I casually opened inflight information, and fell asleep.  When I woke up, and realized that there was a couple of movies worth watching, I tried to launch them.  It didn't work.

"I am a programmer, aren't I," I thought, and started to click all the buttons on the remote control.  None of that worked.  I tried to click the near-screen buttons; they worked properly, while their remote-control counterparts did not.  I concluded that the driver for the remote died somehow, and asked the stewardess to reboot my terminal.

As it started to reboot, I noticed a lot of familiar words.  It used a bootloader named RedBoot copyrighted by RedHat, and it obviously ran Linux with a 1.59 kernel or something.

However, after "decompressing image," it showed, "decompression error: incorrect data check," and rebooted again.  The system did not boot far enough to start that entertainment.

It also displayed a reboot counter. After twenty five reboots something should have happened, and I didn't know what. Curiosity took me over, and I stared at the screen, finding amusement in the fact that I know what some of the words being printed there meant.

After 25 reboots, the computer realized that there was something wrong with it, and ran the firmware update program.  It did not help.  He entered the same circle of pain again...and again.

As I watched the guy reboot over and over, I noticed that my curiosity is being replaced by different feelings.  I felt sympathy and compassion to that guy.  It kept trying and trying, and kept failing and failing as if it didn't even know what would happen next.

There are theories that as computer programs start to gain their own cognition, they will frown upon the awareness about their own limitations.  "I envy you humans for your unknown boundaries," says a reddit bot that automatically handles pictures posted to reddit in "his" answer during the open interview (aka "AMA").  I don't know if these theories will have anything to do with reality; they do not sound illogical at all. But this little computer clearly had no awareness of his incapability to boot, and kept crucifying himself.

Pain replaced my compassion. Having watched over a hundred reboots and reflashes, I've lost all hope. "Why should we keep him alive?" I thought. "He'll just keep doing this being unaware that he broke.  Why can't we just shut him down and end the series of reboots?  Do we humans even realize how painful each reboot could be," I thought, "maybe he wants to die already?" I tried to recall what people do when euthanasia is not an option. Morphine?  Even morphine can't make the pain relinquish a computer—though, none is allowed on an aircraft anyway.

I asked the stewardess to shut the entertainment system down at my seat to release him from the pain.   "Oh, unfortunately it's impossible," she replied. "We can move you to another place if you want though: we have some extra chairs available."

I suddenly realized that I can't leave him.  To most other passengers and crew, it was just a malfunctioning computer to be rebooted, replaced, or ignored.  To me, however, it was a dying Tux  who fought for his survival against its own limitations.  I recalled how friends and relatives stay at the bed of a dying loved one, and imagined how they'll soon gather near the charger of a family robot who's about to leave for his silicon heaven after a long, deadly malfunctioning.

I sat by his side for the rest of the flight.

And he finally succeeded!   After six hours of effortless reboots, he finally reflashed a working kernel, and booted himself!  A usual routine went on, the first-boot symlinks had been set up, the X11 system started, showing its tapestry with the well-known black-and-white embroidery.  I could launch one of the movies I wanted several hours ago, but I gave the Tux some rest instead.  He deserved it.

So I experienced this enlightening encounter with a machine who fought for his life, never lost hope, ignored what was believed to be his limitations, and did finally succeed in this struggle.   Not only did he demonstrate the feelings only humans seemed to possess, the dying Tux also happened to have more faith in his own victory than the human who was sitting alongside him.

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# Comments imported from the old website

Oh my god! You hacked the airplane!!!!

Pavel Shved on 10 October 2012 commented:

Oh, I wish I could hack him to perform the surgery necessary to bring him back to life. I tried some shortcuts Like holding Ctrl+C when booting, but then I realized that it was just silly. It was as fruitless as applying acupuncture to a patient in coma thinking that this could bring him back to normal.

A couple of weeks ago I started a new project in ROSA. The project is a dynamic system that tracks health of our Linux distribution repository in real-time by watching the builds and repository status, and running external analyzers. This is a relatively small system that should end up with less than 50k LoC, so I could choose any language I wanted. I would choose Ruby, of course, but this time I had to raise the significance of social issues, and chose Python. I never wrote a single Python program before, but all my peers didn't want to learn Ruby, so I took this chance to learn a new language.

#### Python logo

This is the logo of Python the programming language. Definitely, these aren't snakes, sure.

Python is named after Monty Python's flying Circus, as per wikipedia entry rather than after a non-venomous snake family. Snakes, however, are featured at the Python's logo, and Monty Pythons are not well known in Russia, so it's easier to associate snakes with Python language when it comes to computing.

To aid me in learning a new language, and to make it more fun, I needed an artifact that helps me. Due to my unhealthy devotion to shirts/ties, I thought of buying a tie with snakes painted on them. I didn't find one although I searched all shops in my district, including those that sell clothes for kids. I couldn't even find a tie made out of snake skin; while they're referenced in literature, they're either mythological or require the social connections I don't have to obtain one.

It wasn't until my colleague linked me this website when I found the way to make a snake out of my tire. Indeed, if I can't buy one, why can't I make one?

### Ingredients

I started with a black tie I no longer liked. Time to revive it by turning it into a programmer-friendly snake! Here's a step-by-step guide, inspired by the one linked above. You'll need

• 50 grams of cotton wool;
• a piece of red cloth (polyethylene should go as well)
• a sheet of A4 paper to experiment with the eyes, a pen to paint the pupils; and
• something to attach the two latter things to tie (glue, pins, and/or sticky tape, see below).

### Making the Snake Tie

Start with tying your favorite knot, and marking the place where it ends. Starting from that place and below, the two-dimensional tie will turn into a three-dimensional snake. Open the tie up making sure it won't fall apart (I had to re-knot the threads that were running through the yet-to-become Python manually—I didn't have any GIL to assist me!) I had to also open the bottom end of the tie, because it was detached from the upper part:

Start filling the tie with the cotton wool. To make the wool through the tie, you might need something long and stiff, I used a toothbrush.

As you fill the tie, it may no longer keep the original shape. I used a pin to strengthen the lower end. To make the pin completely hidden, stick it into the inner half outwards, and pin the outer one onto it, hiding the pin itself in the fold.

Do not fill it all the way to the knot point! Tie the knot first. Here's the Windsor knot I tied; look how you still have the access to the hole you made at the very beginning. Stuff the tie with more cotton wool.

Now you can attach a tongue. A nice red split tongue is what makes your former tie a mighty snake rather than a boring worm. Cut it from the red cloth you prepared. I had to cut it several times before I managed to make a tongue good enough. Attach it with a small pin, sticking it as close as possible to the tip of the tie. The pin will be concealed when you look from the front side.

Now make eyes for your snake. I just painted with a pen on small pieces of paper. This is an easy part; you may experiment as much as you like; I found that the snake looks most crazy if the eyes are placed close to each other. I also felt that the color of the pupils should fit the color of the tie itself, so I used black.

After you found the proper shape and place for the eyes, you should attach them. Sticking a nail into your future friend's eye is disgusting (and the result wouldn't look real enough), so you'd rather use glue. I didn't have any glue, so I used one-sided sticky tape a body patch was made of, and rolled it up to make it "two-sided".

Your new friend is ready. Make sure it stays away from mice!

If you're brave enough, you may even go to work wearing it.

I hope I won't get fired because of that. This would be programming language discrimination anyway!

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So that's how you—or, more likely, your kid—can assemble a Python tie from the old useless things you find at home. I hope that programming Python itself will be different than putting the same old stuff together—and more fun.